Tax Day
Well, today’s the day we give all our money to Uncle Sam so he can in turn bail out another freaking corporation and Octomom. God forbid that we let a corporation go out of business because of bad management. It just might spoil our way of life … like that’s not already happening due to toxic mortgages. Oh, and we can’t forget Oct-o-mon! Hell, she ain’t doing so bad. Notice her botox lips and cheek bones, a new house, and now a reality show? Shyt, let me have fourteen kids … now that would be a reality show! Like an old question asks; “who do you have to f%#@k to get ahead? You got it, the tax payers. Oh well, happy tax day … enjoy the screw without lubricant.
Well, my humble life began the day with a hot cup of coffee sitting on my deck in the misty rain. Hey, after spending almost a week looking at four walls, a ceiling, and a floor, sitting in the rain was a welcome change, specially after spending yesterday afternoon and evening nursing my back, which by the way, and thank you for asking, is better, but still hurts. It’s a bitch getting old! Anyway, today was a much better day, limited, but a better day. At least I was able to get more of my house fluffed before my back decided that it had enough of me climbing on chairs, washing, and just being Mr. Domestic.
By the way, today I decided that I would drop my balls and show someone that I ain’t taking their shyt anymore … I had Jon’s ass arrested. The S.O.B. decided that he was going to be Mr. Macho by banging on my door and yelling cause I wouldn’t answer. Well, I took the advice of my buddy and friends and called the po-po who were at my house in no time flat. Jon was asked to leave, but instead of doing so he chose to get mouthy with the officer and so he was handcuffed and carted off to jail. The charges; trespassing, disturbing the peace, and harassment. I hope he liked his baloney sandwich and milk dinner tonight! Hopefully, this will put an end to his crap cause I’m so way over this with him it ain’t funny anymore. I am like so tired of people like him. Anyhow, odious amigo! I hope you enjoy bubba!
Well, it finally cleared up this afternoon and actually turned out to be a pretty day.
Until Tomorrow
Well, today’s the day we give all our money to Uncle Sam so he can in turn bail out another freaking corporation and Octomom. God forbid that we let a corporation go out of business because of bad management. It just might spoil our way of life … like that’s not already happening due to toxic mortgages. Oh, and we can’t forget Oct-o-mon! Hell, she ain’t doing so bad. Notice her botox lips and cheek bones, a new house, and now a reality show? Shyt, let me have fourteen kids … now that would be a reality show! Like an old question asks; “who do you have to f%#@k to get ahead? You got it, the tax payers. Oh well, happy tax day … enjoy the screw without lubricant.
Well, my humble life began the day with a hot cup of coffee sitting on my deck in the misty rain. Hey, after spending almost a week looking at four walls, a ceiling, and a floor, sitting in the rain was a welcome change, specially after spending yesterday afternoon and evening nursing my back, which by the way, and thank you for asking, is better, but still hurts. It’s a bitch getting old! Anyway, today was a much better day, limited, but a better day. At least I was able to get more of my house fluffed before my back decided that it had enough of me climbing on chairs, washing, and just being Mr. Domestic.
By the way, today I decided that I would drop my balls and show someone that I ain’t taking their shyt anymore … I had Jon’s ass arrested. The S.O.B. decided that he was going to be Mr. Macho by banging on my door and yelling cause I wouldn’t answer. Well, I took the advice of my buddy and friends and called the po-po who were at my house in no time flat. Jon was asked to leave, but instead of doing so he chose to get mouthy with the officer and so he was handcuffed and carted off to jail. The charges; trespassing, disturbing the peace, and harassment. I hope he liked his baloney sandwich and milk dinner tonight! Hopefully, this will put an end to his crap cause I’m so way over this with him it ain’t funny anymore. I am like so tired of people like him. Anyhow, odious amigo! I hope you enjoy bubba!
Well, it finally cleared up this afternoon and actually turned out to be a pretty day.
Until Tomorrow
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